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Product Review: Oreo Funstix

So, I had originally wanted to review those cereal straw things, because I know they're intended for sucking. However, I couldn't find those, so instead I picked up these Oreo Funstix.

For starters, the packaging I got looks like this box, although I prefer the first box. Secondly, they had Golden Oreo Funstix, but fuck that. So, these aren't marketed as straws anywhere that I can see, but these stix do function as straws. Due to their porous shell however, I found drinking with these uncomfortable. It sort of makes any liquid you're drinking seem dry, although that can be nice from time to time. The only real plus to these is that if you do use them as a straw, you can eat them after and they taste like long cylindrical oreos, which is not the case with most of the straws I've used , despite popular belief.

So, overall, on a scale from one to ten, I would say these are really whatever.

Yeah, I Guess

www.strawesome.com

I found that on the internet. They sell reusable glass straws. That's kinda cool, I guess. I always reuse my plastic crazy straws anyway. It's probably slightly harder for someone to kill you with your own straw if it's plastic as opposed to glass.

Those carrying cases are pretty sweet though. Right now I just store straws in my skin pockets.

This Is Kinda Sexual

Straws sucking on straws. Thanks to Chance for sending me this.

Cookies With Plastic Filling

I am employed by this place that puts these little cookies on their straws when you order a shake. I haven't put a cookie constrained straw into use yet, since I don't partake in the consumption of udder juice, but it seems like this could be restricting to your straw movement. Thoughts? Personal anectdotes?

Safety Goggles

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Some Nerds From Auburn Made This

I often find that straws take me places